Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.
Every week, we round up the funniest posts from couples on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
Being married is mostly just asking if there is any coffee left.
— Stacey (@skittle624)
June 25, 2025 “>
My husband just walked out of the bathroom, looked me dead in the eye, and said, “New level unlocked.” I don’t know whether to be impressed or call a priest.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy)
June 27, 2025 “>
@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social/Bluesky
@tesstifybarker/Threads
@killickcake.bsky.social/Bluesky
Your duty as a spouse is to blindly accept your partner’s account of their workplace and hate their annoying co-workers as passionately as they do.
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic)
June 27, 2025 “>
@amybrown.xyz/Bluesky
@emilyhughes.bsky.social/Bluesky
While emptying the vacuum bag my wife discovered a few Cheezit crumbs which lead to her finding my secret stash of snacks and I didn’t know I married Columbo.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish)
June 29, 2025 “>
Sitting my husband down after a month apart for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch
— meghan (@deloisivete)
June 27, 2025 “>
@naughtyzippo.bsky.social/Bluesky
@alanhitt/Threads
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social/Bluesky
@wintermccullough/Threads
@mrspac.medsky.social/Bluesky
@robyeodesign.com/Bluesky
@silverchrysalis/Threads
@catturd2.bsky.social/Bluesky
@docatcdi.com/Bluesky
@aiphelix.bsky.social/Bluesky
@charalanahzard.bsky.social/Bluesky
@illumi.meme/Bluesky
@exaltxix.bsky.social/Bluesky
@rickihirsch.bsky.social/Bluesky
I got in trouble for having my wife in my contacts by her first and last name after 20 years of marriage
—
Travis comma bitch (@prof-hinkley.bsky.social)2025-06-27T20:03:45.881Z“>
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social/Bluesky
@politicanimal.bsky.social/Bluesky
@twosense.bsky.social/Bluesky
@marlebean.bsky.social/Bluesky
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